Politicians ploy

A politician was bitten by a dog, and a few days later his doctor told him that the lab tests were positive, that the dog had rabies, and that he too was infected. The politician pulled out a notebook and began writing furiously.

“Now, take it easy,” said the doctor. “No need to start writing your will. You will pull through.”

“Will, hell!” snapped the politician. “This is a list of the people I am going to bite.”