sex greed personified

It seems that when the creator was making the world, he called man aside and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life. Man was horrified: “Only twenty years?” But the creator did not budge. That was all he would give him.

Then he called the monkey and gave him twenty years. “But I don’t need twenty years,” the monkey protested. “Ten is plenty!” Man spoke up and said, “Can I have the other ten years?” The monkey graciously agreed.

Then he called the lion and gave him twenty years. The lion too needed only ten. Again man said, “Can I have the other ten years?” The lion roared, “Of course.”

Then came the donkey. He was given twenty years, but like the others, ten years was enough for him. Man asked for the spare ten years and got them.

This explains why man has twenty years of normal sex life, ten years monkeying around, ten years of lion about it, and ten years of making an ass of himself.

Another One :-

A psychoanalyst had told one of his patients, “All that you need is relaxation, so from tonight you start relaxing. Start from the feet;  say to your toes, ‘Toes relax, feet relax,’ and go on upwards, talking to each limb and then finally, tell your mind to relax.”

The man went home. He was very much thrilled by the idea; the whole day he waited for the night. The night came, he was lying on the bed. He had taken a good, hot shower  as the psychiatrist had suggested, was feeling a little relaxed lying down on the bed.

He started: “Toes relax, feet relax, legs relax, thighs relax,” and so on, and so forth. He was just coming to the mind to say, “Mind relax,” and his wife came out of the bathroom absolutely naked, ready to go to sleep. Suddenly the man shouted, “Wake up!

Everybody wake up!”